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The Nile is an extraordinary river. The Lardies are completely ordinary middle-aged people. Inspired by the tragic loss of a friend to cancer, the ordinary will be taking on the extraordinary. The Lardies will be undertaking the cycle-ride of a lifetime, along the banks of the river Nile, in order to raise awareness and money for Macmillan Cancer Relief.

The trip will take place 13th-20th October 2003, and the participants will be travelling every inch of the way by cycle. The tour will be 420km long and spread over five days of cycling. That means the Lardies will be travelling an average of 84km (52.2 miles) a day, in boiling temperatures of up to 33 degrees Celsius.

The event will be taking place in memory of Paul Bithell, former Editor of the Banbury Guardian, and a member of the Lardies, who recently died after having battled bravely against brain cancer for three years. Paul was a fitness fanatic who did extensive work for Macmillan after he was diagnosed. Paul's friends, wife, children and the remaining Lardies, agreed that the trip would be a fitting tribute to his memory, and the Lardie philosophy.

Who are the Lardies?
The Lardies were formed about 6 years ago by a group of middle-aged men who were playing golf one day and decided to start a card school, which they called The Lardies.

The fact is the group were rubbish at cards and hated taking money off each other as it ruined a friendly evening and gradually the card school became an excuse to get together, eat curry, drink lager and have a laugh playing things like French cricket, Scalectrix and Subbuteo and any other games our kids had.

Three and a half years ago while training for a triathlon one of the Lardies Paul Bithell a newspaper editor had a brain haemorrhage. It was cancer and it was terminal. Paul was told he had 6 months to live. His fellow Lardies asked him whether he had any ambitions that he had not achieved. Paul said he had never been to Landsdown Road to watch the rugby, never been skiing and had never been to the coffee shops of Amsterdam.

So five grown men who should have known better took Paul to Dublin where we watched a glorious match....USA V Ireland! Courcheval where Paul skied slowly down a mountain, and Amsterdam...........where we.……well we can't remember much about that weekend if we are honest...........however all of Paul's ambitions were satisfied. Lardie Tours was born!

 
Lardie Facts
 
The trip is 419 km long (260.37 miles) and will be conducted over 5 days of cycling.
 
On average this means the Lardies will travel 52.07 miles per day.
 
The trip will start in Esna and continue along the banks of the Nile across the Aswan dam and back to Luxor.
 
None of the Lardies remotely resemble a professional sportsperson
 
The participants of the trip will be of all ages, currently the youngest Lardie taking part is 35, and the eldest is 62.
 
 
In Egypt the average temperature in October is 86 degrees fahrenheit, 30 degrees Celsius.
 
If the Lardies cycle for 7 hours a day, they will be travelling at an average speed of 7.44mph.
 
Travelling at this speed they will burn off 1924.8 calories a day!! They will be the Leanies when they get back!!
 
Outside of the Poles, the Amazon, the Sahara Desert, and maybe the Tibetan Plateau, the Nile valley is the most inhospitable environment on the planet.
 
 
All proceeds from the trip will go to Macmillian Cancer Relief